Today is a rainy day..the perfect day to share dirty little secrets.
1) I sometimes keep blow drying my hair a few minutes after it is dry to get a few extra minutes of time alone in the bathroom.
2) My husband and I have been using the same roll on deodorant for about a month. I should probably buy another stick.
3)I have a slightly strange interest in Michael Alig and the "Club Kids." I have never understood women who write letters to murderers in prison and end up marrying them; however, if I had to choose a prisoner to marry I would chose Michael Alig even though he is a murderer and gay. (If you don't know the story ...Michael Alig was one of the ring leaders of a group of "club kids" in the 80s that were all sorts of fabulous and crazy in NYC. One night while high on cat tranquilizers, he hacked up a friend and threw him in the Hudson river. What a weirdo ...right? There is a movie with called Party Monster that is based on this story.)
4) I can't stand a few phrases. In fact, I hate them so much when I hear them said I want to punch some one in the throat. Here they are:
" Imagine....." Example: Person 1: "My kid had diarrhea all night long." Person 2: "Imagine having two kids with diarrhea." Person 1: "Man doing laundry for 6 people is tough." Person 2: "Imagine doing laundry for 8 people." Oh my gosh really?? REALLY? This isn't a contest. Shut it!! Shut...it.
"Must be nice." Example: Person 1: "I think I am going to get a new car." Person 2: "Must be nice."
Example: "I think I am going to go skiing this weekend." Person 2: "Must be nice." Really? Seriously....it is nice. And you are annoying.
"Real woman." Example: Sign on pinterest.....reads something like "Men like REAL women." or Example 2: Advertisement: "Clothes for REAL women." Lets not use the word REAL to differentiate between body types. It is irritating. I have breasts and a real vagina. It is not nice to insinuate I am not a REAL woman because I don't have as many curves or because I wear a different size. I mean we are all real women, we are just all different. We should appreciate each others body types and differences and not build up others by cutting a different group down.
5) I had to stop watching the Real Housewives series because I got so caught up in their drama I was super close to calling someone a prostitution whore and flipping tables.
I've said too much....
